Egypt holiday

“Sun is full, very hot. Here is a very interesting pile of old stones. Camel spits in my face. Here is another interesting pile of old stones. Sun baking hot, helpful and kind Egyptians sell me water at $10 a bottle. Camel bites me. Here is a very interesting pile of stones underground. Emerge blinking into strong sunlight. Camel ignores me, too busy having sex with another camel. For some reason, German tourist sitting on second camel is screaming. Camel owners intervene at just the wrong time. Camel seems satisfied, German tourist has hysterical fit. All our precious water we need for rehydration used to clean up German tourist. Helpful and kind Egyptians sell it for $25 a bottle. Apart from wailing German tourist, almost looks as if nothing happened. Camel wanders over and bites me. Here is a fascinating pile of mud bricks. Camel kicks me. Sun even hotter. Camel occupies the only shade. Another pile of mud bricks, this one is really fascinating. Kind Egyptians offer to sell me many genuine antiques only $2000. Camel eats antique. Another pile of old stones in the ground, camel spits at me. Too hot and tired to view last pile of old stones. Apparently, I missed something very special. Sun goes down, freezing cold. Kind Egyptian offers to sell blanket for $50. Kept awake all night. Hear wailing of German tourist through paper thin hotel room walls. Surely that camel has not got into the hotel?